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Tide CEO: You Gotta Stop Eating Tide Pods
ABC CEO: “No More Racist Shows”
Venmo CEO: We’re Fun!
MoviePass CEO: PLEASE DON’T CANCEL
Tumblr CEO: No More Porn
JUUL CEO: No More Advertising to Kids
GoFundMe CEO: We Could Use a Few Fun Ones
Tide CEO: Soap Isn’t Medicine
A Message from the Skype CEO
Oreo CEO: Stop Making New Oreos
Hardware Store CEO: We’re Rebranding (for Some Reason)
